castielcampbell:

eaglamon:

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

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Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

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Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day






oersae:

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mickmercury:

wraparoundcurl:

nitramaraho:

kittentoys:

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#if anyone loves me please for the love of god link me to where i can buy this

You can get it on Society6 here.

Please instead buy it from the original artist, here.



starlight-sanders:

gaslightgallows:

rhube:

lionowlonao3:

revolutionary-pirate:

modernmissbennet:

starsfadingbutilingeron:

modernmissbennet:

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

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thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

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I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

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and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

You forgot my favourites.

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These are all canon.

this is my favourite post



nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain



Anonymous : Is it actually unhealthy to eat food at night or is it just fatphobia based on your metabolism being "slower" at night and you might gain weight

bigfatscience:

This sounds like diet culture crapola to me. Everything I have learned about normal eating in the past few years tell me that it is unhealthy to ignore your hunger cues, whenever they occur. Sometimes people are hungry at night, and if that is the case, they should eat.

Now, there is also a correlation between disordered, restrictive eating and night eating. A very common form of restrictive eating is to restrict all day and then eat the majority of your food in the evening and night. This kind of disordered eating pattern is associated with weight gain. But the cure is not to stop eating at night! The solution is to eat more during the day.

But this is a very common pattern in diet propaganda: 1) Diet culture induces a disordered, restrictive eating pattern; 2) The body adapts to the disordered eating and finds ways to survive anyway (e.g., increasing fat mass; demanding more food at night); 3) Scientists and the medical establishment pathologize the adaptive response to deprivation; and then 4) They recommend ways to eliminate  the adaptive response, which usually involves more disordered eating.

See who circular it all is? Diet culture invents a problem, and then offers a solution, which is, miraculously, more of the same restrictive dieting behavior that caused the problem to begin with.

 It would be funny if it wasn’t literally killing people.

(check out my “disordered eating” and “eating” tags for links to the science)




organasrey:

how could anyone think rey isn’t a skywalker? she walked in and fucked up han solo’s entire day that sure sounds like a skywalker to me



babyanimalgifs:

Image credits: Miles Herbert/Caters News



advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”




rubyetc:

up to no good




ask-matttheradartechnician:

scrabblezard:

thedarkdomain:

Wait a minute…

This is what American politics is like

Omg I can’t stop laughing at this




moosekleenex:

Some gorgeous bearded merms inspired by the merb’ys! https://www.nlbmc.com/product/2019/



theprincessleia:

- it wasn’t all bad, was it? huh? some of it was… good.
- pretty good.




galactic-wheeze:

Today on Vader forgets he has parental responsibilities: “Last minute shopping in a crowded Imperial Center mall”